Sunday Announcements – Nov. 17

THE WORD CHRISTIAN FELLOWSHIP

~ANNOUNCEMENTS~

November 17th, 2013

495 E. Market Street, Long Beach, CA 90805

Tel: (562) 423-2100 Mailing Address: P.O. Box 18045, Long Beach, CA 90807

Website: www.twcflb.org

Bible Study – Thursday, November 21st in the bungalow.  Prayer starts at 6:30 p.m., followed by Bible study at 7:00 p.m.

*Bible study will be held on Thursdays until further notice.

 

New Members – Classes are scheduled Sundays from 9:00 to 9:30 a.m.

Nov 17th    Class 4      The Church

Nov 24th    Class 5      The Gift and Fruits Of the Spirit

Dec 1st      Class 6      Living A Christian Life

 

Christmas Fellowship – December 14th is the date selected for our annual Christmas celebration.

 

Price: $27.00 for adults and $20.00 for children. Please turn         in monies by Friday, December 6th.

 

Location: Ports O’ Call Village

1199 Nagoya Way, Berth 76

San Pedro, CA 90731

 

Time:  11:00 a.m. to 2:00 p.m.

 

TWCF T-Shirts – If anyone is interested, we still have shirts from Hallelujah Day available for purchase in the bungalow after service.

 

E-Mail Addresses – If you have not turned in your current e-mail address, please do so as soon as possible. You may submit it online at the church website, or see Ms. Mia Vanelli after church.

 

Philippines Donation – If anyone would like to give a donation to help the victims of the typhoon in the Philippines, please add the amount in your offering envelope.

 

Church Family – Please pray for an increase of members to our ministry and also, for the rapid recovery of any who are sick or shut in.

 

 

“For all the law is fulfilled in one word, even in this; Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself.”  Galatians 5:14 (KJV)

 

God Knows Everything

Where No Fan Has Gone Before

OK, this has gotta stop. I’m going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised. That’s a popular name today. Little “e”, big “B”? No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own!

Roswell That Ends Well

I don’t ‘need’ to drink. I can quit anytime I want! You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from intestinal parasites? Yeah, and if you were the pope they’d be all, “Straighten your pope hat.” And “Put on your good vestments.” Oh dear! She’s stuck in an infinite loop, and he’s an idiot! Well, that’s love for you. Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems.

  • Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry’s worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them.
  • I never loved you.
  • I don’t want to be rescued.

Attack of the Killer App

I don’t ‘need’ to drink. I can quit anytime I want! Pansy. Kids don’t turn rotten just from watching TV. For example, if you killed your grandfather, you’d cease to exist!

Love’s Labors Lost in Space

That’s not soon enough! You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? You don’t know how to do any of those. Leela’s gonna kill me.

  1. Fry! Stay back! He’s too powerful!
  2. Pansy.
  3. Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry’s worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them.
Brannigan, Begin Again

Actually, that’s still true. I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh… also, comes with double prize money. THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAISEN! Dr. Zoidberg, that doesn’t make sense. But, okay! We don’t have a brig. Well, let’s just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it.

Words of Congratulations for a Wedding

Where No Fan Has Gone Before

OK, this has gotta stop. I’m going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised. That’s a popular name today. Little “e”, big “B”? No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own!

Roswell That Ends Well

I don’t ‘need’ to drink. I can quit anytime I want! You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from intestinal parasites? Yeah, and if you were the pope they’d be all, “Straighten your pope hat.” And “Put on your good vestments.” Oh dear! She’s stuck in an infinite loop, and he’s an idiot! Well, that’s love for you. Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems.

  • Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry’s worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them.
  • I never loved you.
  • I don’t want to be rescued.

Attack of the Killer App

I don’t ‘need’ to drink. I can quit anytime I want! Pansy. Kids don’t turn rotten just from watching TV. For example, if you killed your grandfather, you’d cease to exist!

Love’s Labors Lost in Space

That’s not soon enough! You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? You don’t know how to do any of those. Leela’s gonna kill me.

  1. Fry! Stay back! He’s too powerful!
  2. Pansy.
  3. Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry’s worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them.
Brannigan, Begin Again

Actually, that’s still true. I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh… also, comes with double prize money. THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAISEN! Dr. Zoidberg, that doesn’t make sense. But, okay! We don’t have a brig. Well, let’s just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it.

Simple Wedding Ideas

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. An eum locum libenter invisit, ubi Demosthenes et Aeschines inter se decertare soliti sunt? Cum enim summum bonum in voluptate ponat, negat infinito tempore aetatis voluptatem fieri maiorem quam finito atque modico. Sunt autem, qui dicant foedus esse quoddam sapientium, ut ne minus amicos quam se ipsos diligant. Duo Reges: constructio interrete. Qua ex cognitione facilior facta est investigatio rerum occultissimarum. Minime vero istorum quidem, inquit. Qui autem esse poteris, nisi te amor ipse ceperit? Tubulo putas dicere? Age nunc isti doceant, vel tu potius quis enim ista melius?

  1. Nihilne te delectat umquam -video, quicum loquar-, te igitur, Torquate, ipsum per se nihil delectat?
  2. Nullum inveniri verbum potest quod magis idem declaret Latine, quod Graece, quam declarat voluptas.
  3. Ex ea difficultate illae fallaciloquae, ut ait Accius, malitiae natae sunt.
  4. In qua si nihil est praeter rationem, sit in una virtute finis bonorum;
Honestum igitur id intellegimus, quod tale est, ut detracta
omni utilitate sine ullis praemiis fructibusve per se ipsum
possit iure laudari.

Aliam vero vim voluptatis esse, aliam nihil dolendi, nisi
valde pertinax fueris, concedas necesse est.

Quicquid porro animo cernimus, id omne oritur a sensibus; Non potes, nisi retexueris illa. Ad eos igitur converte te, quaeso. Ergo omni animali illud, quod appetiti positum est in eo, quod naturae est accommodatum. Color egregius, integra valitudo, summa gratia, vita denique conferta voluptatum omnium varietate. Istic sum, inquit. Si qua in iis corrigere voluit, deteriora fecit. His similes sunt omnes, qui virtuti student levantur vitiis, levantur erroribus, nisi forte censes Ti.

Cur iustitia laudatur? Quis est enim aut quotus quisque, cui, mora cum adpropinquet, non refugiat timido sanguen átque exalbescát metu? Graecis hoc modicum est: Leonidas, Epaminondas, tres aliqui aut quattuor; Id Sextilius factum negabat. Omnia peccata paria dicitis. Quid ergo? Atque omnia quidem scire, cuiuscumque modi sint, cupere curiosorum, duci vero maiorum rerum contemplatione ad cupiditatem scientiae summorum virorum est putandum. Nos autem non solum beatae vitae istam esse oblectationem videmus, sed etiam levamentum miseriarum.

Dicet pro me ipsa virtus nec dubitabit isti vestro beato M. Ut placet, inquit, etsi enim illud erat aptius, aequum cuique concedere. Ergo in bestiis erunt secreta e voluptate humanarum quaedam simulacra virtutum, in ipsis hominibus virtus nisi voluptatis causa nulla erit? Illa enim, quae prosunt aut quae nocent, aut bona sunt aut mala, quae sint paria necesse est. Ab his oratores, ab his imperatores ac rerum publicarum principes extiterunt. Non potes, nisi retexueris illa. Iam insipientes alios ita esse, ut nullo modo ad sapientiam possent pervenire, alios, qui possent, si id egissent, sapientiam consequi. Si in ipso corpore multa voluptati praeponenda sunt, ut vires, valitudo, velocitas, pulchritudo, quid tandem in animis censes? Levatio igitur vitiorum magna fit in iis, qui habent ad virtutem progressionis aliquantum. Graece donan, Latine voluptatem vocant. Sedulo, inquam, faciam. Tecum optime, deinde etiam cum mediocri amico. Si ad corpus pertinentibus, rationes tuas te video compensare cum istis doloribus, non memoriam corpore perceptarum voluptatum; Si longus, levis. Nam diligi et carum esse iucundum est propterea, quia tutiorem vitam et voluptatem pleniorem efficit. Quid enim dicis omne animal, simul atque sit ortum, applicatum esse ad se diligendum esseque in se conservando occupatum?

  • In qua quid est boni praeter summam voluptatem, et eam sempiternam?
  • Sed nonne merninisti licere mihi ista probare, quae sunt a te dicta?
  • Si longus, levis;
  • Habent enim et bene longam et satis litigiosam disputationem.

Verum hoc loco sumo verbis his eandem certe vim voluptatis Epicurum nosse quam ceteros. Nescio quo modo praetervolavit oratio. Sed haec in pueris; Sed quid attinet de rebus tam apertis plura requirere? Cuius ad naturam apta ratio vera illa et summa lex a philosophis dicitur. An eum discere ea mavis, quae cum plane perdidiceriti nihil sciat? At cum tuis cum disseras, multa sunt audienda etiam de obscenis voluptatibus, de quibus ab Epicuro saepissime dicitur. Tu quidem reddes;

Quae est enim, quae se umquam deserat aut partem aliquam sui aut eius partis habitum aut vini aut ullius earum rerum, quae secundum naturam sunt, aut motum aut statum?

Things that May Go Wrong at a Wedding

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. At enim sequor utilitatem. Et ille ridens: Video, inquit, quid agas; Illa sunt similia: hebes acies est cuipiam oculorum, corpore alius senescit; Qua tu etiam inprudens utebare non numquam. Duo Reges: constructio interrete. Nos vero, inquit ille; Aderamus nos quidem adolescentes, sed multi amplissimi viri, quorum nemo censuit plus Fadiae dandum, quam posset ad eam lege Voconia pervenire. At multis malis affectus. Quamquam non negatis nos intellegere quid sit voluptas, sed quid ille dicat. Iam quae corporis sunt, ea nec auctoritatem cum animi partibus, comparandam et cognitionem habent faciliorem.

Proclivi currit oratio. Tria genera cupiditatum, naturales et necessariae, naturales et non necessariae, nec naturales nec necessariae. Itaque eo, quale sit, breviter, ut tempus postulat, constituto accedam ad omnia tua, Torquate, nisi memoria forte defecerit.

  • Sed quid ages tandem, si utilitas ab amicitia, ut fit saepe, defecerit?
  • Semper enim ex eo, quod maximas partes continet latissimeque funditur, tota res appellatur.
  • Nam Metrodorum non puto ipsum professum, sed, cum appellaretur ab Epicuro, repudiare tantum beneficium noluisse;
  • Tecum optime, deinde etiam cum mediocri amico.
  • Et quidem Arcesilas tuus, etsi fuit in disserendo pertinacior, tamen noster fuit;
  • Multa sunt dicta ab antiquis de contemnendis ac despiciendis rebus humanis;
  1. Illud dico, ea, quae dicat, praeclare inter se cohaerere.
  2. Quodsi vultum tibi, si incessum fingeres, quo gravior viderere, non esses tui similis;

Tria genera bonorum; Id mihi magnum videtur. Cur iustitia laudatur?

Nam si dicent ab illis has res esse tractatas, ne ipsos quidem Graecos est cur tam multos legant, quam legendi sunt.

Quae dici eadem de ceteris virtutibus possunt, quarum omnium fundamenta vos in voluptate tamquam in aqua ponitis. Si longus, levis. Cumque ipsa virtus efficiat ita beatam vitam, ut beatior esse non possit, tamen quaedam deesse sapientibus tum, cum sint beatissimi; Non pugnem cum homine, cur tantum habeat in natura boni; Et si turpitudinem fugimus in statu et motu corporis, quid est cur pulchritudinem non sequamur?

Quamquam tu hanc copiosiorem etiam soles dicere.

Quae in controversiam veniunt, de iis, si placet,
disseramus.

Hunc vos beatum; Hic quoque suus est de summoque bono dissentiens dici vere Peripateticus non potest. Et quae per vim oblatum stuprum volontaria morte lueret inventa est et qui interficeret filiam, ne stupraretur. At certe gravius. In ipsa enim parum magna vis inest, ut quam optime se habere possit, si nulla cultura adhibeatur. Quia, cum a Zenone, inquam, hoc magnifice tamquam ex oraculo editur: Virtus ad beate vivendum se ipsa contenta est, et Quare? Etiam inchoatum, ut, si iuste depositum reddere in recte factis sit, in officiis ponatur depositum reddere; Varietates autem iniurasque fortunae facile veteres philosophorum praeceptis instituta vita superabat.

How to Hire a Good Band for a Wedding

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How to Deal with Wedding Planning Stress

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Essential Tips to Plan a Indian Wedding

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Queens of the Stone Age – White Wedding

Afternoon delight

No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer’s questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Across from where? Michael! But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn’t that mean anything anymore? He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish.

Ready, Aim, Marry Me

What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians.

  • Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun.
  • First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians.
  • First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians.

Top Banana

As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. I’m afraid I just blue myself. I’m afraid I just blue myself. I’m half machine. I’m a monster. That’s why you always leave a note!

Mr. F

Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. Not tricks, Michael, illusions.

  1. I’m half machine. I’m a monster.
  2. Whoa, this guy’s straight?
  3. No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer’s questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide.
Top Banana

He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Say goodbye to these, because it’s the last time! It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. Say goodbye to these, because it’s the last time!