God Knows Everything

Where No Fan Has Gone Before

OK, this has gotta stop. I’m going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised. That’s a popular name today. Little “e”, big “B”? No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own!

Roswell That Ends Well

I don’t ‘need’ to drink. I can quit anytime I want! You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from intestinal parasites? Yeah, and if you were the pope they’d be all, “Straighten your pope hat.” And “Put on your good vestments.” Oh dear! She’s stuck in an infinite loop, and he’s an idiot! Well, that’s love for you. Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems.

  • Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry’s worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them.
  • I never loved you.
  • I don’t want to be rescued.

Attack of the Killer App

I don’t ‘need’ to drink. I can quit anytime I want! Pansy. Kids don’t turn rotten just from watching TV. For example, if you killed your grandfather, you’d cease to exist!

Love’s Labors Lost in Space

That’s not soon enough! You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? You don’t know how to do any of those. Leela’s gonna kill me.

  1. Fry! Stay back! He’s too powerful!
  2. Pansy.
  3. Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry’s worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them.
Brannigan, Begin Again

Actually, that’s still true. I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh… also, comes with double prize money. THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAISEN! Dr. Zoidberg, that doesn’t make sense. But, okay! We don’t have a brig. Well, let’s just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it.

Words of Congratulations for a Wedding

Where No Fan Has Gone Before

OK, this has gotta stop. I’m going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised. That’s a popular name today. Little “e”, big “B”? No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own!

Roswell That Ends Well

I don’t ‘need’ to drink. I can quit anytime I want! You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from intestinal parasites? Yeah, and if you were the pope they’d be all, “Straighten your pope hat.” And “Put on your good vestments.” Oh dear! She’s stuck in an infinite loop, and he’s an idiot! Well, that’s love for you. Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems.

  • Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry’s worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them.
  • I never loved you.
  • I don’t want to be rescued.

Attack of the Killer App

I don’t ‘need’ to drink. I can quit anytime I want! Pansy. Kids don’t turn rotten just from watching TV. For example, if you killed your grandfather, you’d cease to exist!

Love’s Labors Lost in Space

That’s not soon enough! You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? You don’t know how to do any of those. Leela’s gonna kill me.

  1. Fry! Stay back! He’s too powerful!
  2. Pansy.
  3. Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry’s worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them.
Brannigan, Begin Again

Actually, that’s still true. I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh… also, comes with double prize money. THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAISEN! Dr. Zoidberg, that doesn’t make sense. But, okay! We don’t have a brig. Well, let’s just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it.

Things that May Go Wrong at a Wedding

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Proclivi currit oratio. Tria genera cupiditatum, naturales et necessariae, naturales et non necessariae, nec naturales nec necessariae. Itaque eo, quale sit, breviter, ut tempus postulat, constituto accedam ad omnia tua, Torquate, nisi memoria forte defecerit.

  • Sed quid ages tandem, si utilitas ab amicitia, ut fit saepe, defecerit?
  • Semper enim ex eo, quod maximas partes continet latissimeque funditur, tota res appellatur.
  • Nam Metrodorum non puto ipsum professum, sed, cum appellaretur ab Epicuro, repudiare tantum beneficium noluisse;
  • Tecum optime, deinde etiam cum mediocri amico.
  • Et quidem Arcesilas tuus, etsi fuit in disserendo pertinacior, tamen noster fuit;
  • Multa sunt dicta ab antiquis de contemnendis ac despiciendis rebus humanis;
  1. Illud dico, ea, quae dicat, praeclare inter se cohaerere.
  2. Quodsi vultum tibi, si incessum fingeres, quo gravior viderere, non esses tui similis;

Tria genera bonorum; Id mihi magnum videtur. Cur iustitia laudatur?

Nam si dicent ab illis has res esse tractatas, ne ipsos quidem Graecos est cur tam multos legant, quam legendi sunt.

Quae dici eadem de ceteris virtutibus possunt, quarum omnium fundamenta vos in voluptate tamquam in aqua ponitis. Si longus, levis. Cumque ipsa virtus efficiat ita beatam vitam, ut beatior esse non possit, tamen quaedam deesse sapientibus tum, cum sint beatissimi; Non pugnem cum homine, cur tantum habeat in natura boni; Et si turpitudinem fugimus in statu et motu corporis, quid est cur pulchritudinem non sequamur?

Quamquam tu hanc copiosiorem etiam soles dicere.

Quae in controversiam veniunt, de iis, si placet,
disseramus.

Hunc vos beatum; Hic quoque suus est de summoque bono dissentiens dici vere Peripateticus non potest. Et quae per vim oblatum stuprum volontaria morte lueret inventa est et qui interficeret filiam, ne stupraretur. At certe gravius. In ipsa enim parum magna vis inest, ut quam optime se habere possit, si nulla cultura adhibeatur. Quia, cum a Zenone, inquam, hoc magnifice tamquam ex oraculo editur: Virtus ad beate vivendum se ipsa contenta est, et Quare? Etiam inchoatum, ut, si iuste depositum reddere in recte factis sit, in officiis ponatur depositum reddere; Varietates autem iniurasque fortunae facile veteres philosophorum praeceptis instituta vita superabat.

How to Deal with Wedding Planning Stress

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Essential Tips to Plan a Indian Wedding

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Queens of the Stone Age – White Wedding

Afternoon delight

No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer’s questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Across from where? Michael! But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn’t that mean anything anymore? He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish.

Ready, Aim, Marry Me

What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians.

  • Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun.
  • First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians.
  • First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians.

Top Banana

As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. I’m afraid I just blue myself. I’m afraid I just blue myself. I’m half machine. I’m a monster. That’s why you always leave a note!

Mr. F

Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. Not tricks, Michael, illusions.

  1. I’m half machine. I’m a monster.
  2. Whoa, this guy’s straight?
  3. No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer’s questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide.
Top Banana

He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Say goodbye to these, because it’s the last time! It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. Say goodbye to these, because it’s the last time!