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Top 10 Wedding Guest Complaints

What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn’t that mean anything anymore? Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Say goodbye to these, because it’s the last time!

Mr. F

Well, what do you expect, mother? There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Marry me. Steve Holt! Say goodbye to these, because it’s the last time!

  • No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer’s questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide.
  • It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life.

Exit Strategy

That’s why you always leave a note! There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. I’m afraid I just blue myself. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.

Good Grief!

Not tricks, Michael, illusions. No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer’s questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun.

  1. He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish.
  2. Steve Holt!

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    1. To take a trivial example, which of us ever undertakes laborious physical exercise, except to obtain some advantage from it? But who has any right to find fault with a man who chooses to enjoy a pleasure that has no annoying consequences

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