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I never loved you. Man, I’m sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with mighty Thor. You’re going back for the Countess, aren’t you? With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun!

Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV

Tell her she looks thin. If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right. The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep.

  • It doesn’t look so shiny to me.
  • Pansy.

A Big Piece of Garbage

It’s okay, Bender. I like cooking too. How much did you make me? This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. I didn’t ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy! File not found.

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THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAISEN! It’s okay, Bender. I like cooking too. There’s one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! And when we woke up, we had these bodies. Ok, we’ll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we’ll go ride the bumper cars.

  1. That’s the ONLY thing about being a slave.
  2. Bender, quit destroying the universe!
  3. It’s okay, Bender. I like cooking too.
  4. Ooh, name it after me!
The 30% Iron Chef

That’s the ONLY thing about being a slave. Shut up and get to the point! Pansy. Oh sure! Blame the wizards!

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Afternoon delight

No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer’s questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Across from where? Michael! But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn’t that mean anything anymore? He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish.

Ready, Aim, Marry Me

What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians.

  • Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun.
  • First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians.
  • First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians.

Top Banana

As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. I’m afraid I just blue myself. I’m afraid I just blue myself. I’m half machine. I’m a monster. That’s why you always leave a note!

Mr. F

Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. Not tricks, Michael, illusions.

  1. I’m half machine. I’m a monster.
  2. Whoa, this guy’s straight?
  3. No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer’s questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide.
Top Banana

He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Say goodbye to these, because it’s the last time! It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. Say goodbye to these, because it’s the last time!